Darwinist At Heart Gifts

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Evolution

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Evolution Walk Sign

Mankind

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

'I know it's been millions of years of evolution,but I still feel like a fish out of water!'

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

How evolution works.

The natural selection process in golf.