Darwinism Devotee Gifts

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

Treacherous moments in evolution

Learning to juggle was the next big step in evolution.

'Darwin said it was survival of the fittest.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Feline Evolution.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Evolution

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'