Darwinism Devotee Prints

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

Treacherous moments in evolution

Learning to juggle was the next big step in evolution.

'Darwin said it was survival of the fittest.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Evolution

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

How evolution works.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Evolution Walk Sign

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."