Darwinism Gifts

Evolution

Evolved of the Gardener

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Re - evolution : Whales return to the sea.

'For us Son, it's not 'Survival of the Fittest', but 'Survival of the Cleverest'...'

The Evolution Of Man

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Feline Evolution.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'