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Evolution

Evolved of the Gardener

Re - evolution : Whales return to the sea.

'For us Son, it's not 'Survival of the Fittest', but 'Survival of the Cleverest'...'

The Evolution Of Man

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

Evolution

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.