Darwinism Debater T-Shirts

The evolution of man!!

Evolution in a Hurry

Mankind

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

survival of the fittest

Science Snobs

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Evolution

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'Palintology'

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

"It's an enduring mystery. How did this extinct species combine such huge brains with such jaw dropping stupidity?"

'Darwin said it was survival of the fittest.'

You! Are thick magazine.

'Are you sure we want to evolve? Remember what happened last time.'

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

"After millions of years won't it be great to finally live in a flat that isn't wet and doesn't smell of fish?"

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

Evolution Selfie

Treacherous moments in evolution