Darwinism Debaters T-Shirts

Question: if left up to natural selection which one of these two would be more likely to survive?

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

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"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

survival of the fittest

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Evolution

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

If there were no religion...s

Evolved to Ski.

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Mankind

'Palintology'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

Evolution...the decoy shark.