Darwinism Debaters Gifts

Question: if left up to natural selection which one of these two would be more likely to survive?

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

survival of the fittest

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"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

Evolution

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

Evolved to Ski.

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Mankind

Play It Safe

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

'Palintology'

If there were no religion...s

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"