Darwinism Debater Gifts

The evolution of man!!

Evolution in a Hurry

Mankind

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

survival of the fittest

Science Snobs

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

Evolution

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'Palintology'

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

Vote. I can't keep up with politics anymore --- That guy said he's a "big government anarchist"!

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

"It's an enduring mystery. How did this extinct species combine such huge brains with such jaw dropping stupidity?"

'Darwin said it was survival of the fittest.'

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

"After millions of years won't it be great to finally live in a flat that isn't wet and doesn't smell of fish?"

'Are you sure we want to evolve? Remember what happened last time.'

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair

You! Are thick magazine.