Darwinist Gifts

Looking for a gift that sparks curiosity? Our Darwinist collection features witty and thoughtful items for science lovers, evolutionary enthusiasts, and those who appreciate the beauty of natural history. Perfect for anyone fascinated by evolution and biology, these products combine humor and insight to make meaningful gifts.

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The Evolution of Mankind.

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'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....' mockup

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

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'And of course, it saves money on shoes.'

'And of course, it saves money on shoes.' mockup

'And of course, it saves money on shoes.'

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'It's just a fad son: Walking upright will never catch on...'

'It's just a fad son: Walking upright will never catch on...' mockup

'It's just a fad son: Walking upright will never catch on...'

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"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away." mockup

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

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"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks." mockup

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.' mockup

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

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"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye." mockup

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

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Charles Darwin Book Signing.

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"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!" mockup

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

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'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled." mockup

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

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Evolving/Devolving

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'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...' mockup

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

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survival of the fittest

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21st century fish, evolving or mutant? mockup

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

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'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.' mockup

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

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'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.' mockup

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

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'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

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I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

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'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.' mockup

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.' mockup

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

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Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species. mockup

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

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"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

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