Darwinism Buff Gifts

The ladies went nuts over Ed's evolved pockets.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Evolution

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Evolution Walk Sign

How evolution works.

Evolved to Ski.