Darwinist Delight Gifts

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Evolution

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."