Darwinian Enthusiast Gifts

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Evolution

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

tortoise: 'I remember Darwin...set hot tea on my back.'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'