Darwin Enthusiasts Gifts

The natural selection process in golf.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Tree Passion

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Feline Evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Evolving/Devolving

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Evolution

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."