Darwin Fan Gifts

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Ascent of Digital Man

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

"I'm Perfect Already."

"Natural selection in action."

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

Evolutionary Toilets.

'You know, if we learned to walk upright, we'd save a lot on shoes.'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

BEWARE OF THE HOMINID

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

survival of the fittest

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Slalom

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

mr godzilla you need anger management

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.