Darwin Followers Gifts

'...And my hands are so smooth and soft now that I've learned to walk upright!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Eldrow

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Feline Evolution.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

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Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

survival of the fittest

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Way too much anthropomorphising

Evolution

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'