Darwin Fans Gifts

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Evolved to Ski.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Feline Evolution.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

survival of the fittest

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Evolution

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Just get her home before she evolves.

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."