Darwin Fan Club Gifts

"I received your email, but it's missing the link."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Feline Evolution.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Evolution

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.