Darwin's Enthusiast Gifts

'Evolution....the modern elephant.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'