Darwin's Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Evolution....the modern elephant.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Feline Evolution.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Evolving/Devolving

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Evolution

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'