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'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

Evolution: "He's been acting like this since his tail dropped off!"

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

'It's the evolution, stupid!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Tree Passion

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Feline Evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'