Darwin Enthusiast Pillows

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

Evolution: "He's been acting like this since his tail dropped off!"

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

'It's the evolution, stupid!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Tree Passion

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Evolution

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'