Darwinist Explorer Pillows

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Crab with a clown face.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

survival of the fittest

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Evolution

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

The natural selection process in golf.

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

"Just you wait!"

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

Historic Moments in Human Evolution

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'