Darwinist Explorer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak to your Darwinist explorer's love for science and discovery. Bold, witty, and inspired by evolution, these shirts make a thoughtful gift for their adventurous spirit.

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'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.' mockup

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

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"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks." mockup

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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Crab with a clown face.

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"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye." mockup

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

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"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!" mockup

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

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"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution." mockup

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

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survival of the fittest

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21st century fish, evolving or mutant? mockup

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

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'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.' mockup

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

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'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

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Woman goes to Origami Airport.

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'If only Darwin could have seen this!' mockup

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

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'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.' mockup

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....' mockup

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

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"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

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