Darwinist Dreamer T-Shirts

Bring their love of evolution and creative thinking to life with T-shirts that showcase their Darwinist dreams. A fun, stylish way to express curiosity and wit.

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"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!" mockup

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

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'Rumours that evolution has come to a standstill are greatly exaggerated.'

'Rumours that evolution has come to a standstill are greatly exaggerated.' mockup

'Rumours that evolution has come to a standstill are greatly exaggerated.'

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"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks." mockup

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

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Pipe Dream.

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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"One day, I'll be the first woman!" mockup

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

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"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye." mockup

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

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"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!" mockup

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

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"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution." mockup

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

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'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?' mockup

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

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survival of the fittest

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21st century fish, evolving or mutant? mockup

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

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'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.' mockup

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

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'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.' mockup

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

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"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'." mockup

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

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'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

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China

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'If only Darwin could have seen this!' mockup

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

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'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....' mockup

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

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"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

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