Darwinian Thinker T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that showcase your love for evolutionary science and clever wit—perfect for Darwinian thinkers who want to wear their curiosity proudly.

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The Evolutionary Biology Society. mockup

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

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been there done that

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'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat' mockup

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

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'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.' mockup

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks." mockup

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

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"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye." mockup

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

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"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!" mockup

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

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"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution." mockup

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

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survival of the fittest

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21st century fish, evolving or mutant? mockup

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

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'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.' mockup

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

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'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.' mockup

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

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'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

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'If only Darwin could have seen this!' mockup

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

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'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....' mockup

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

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"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection." mockup

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

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'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.' mockup

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

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