Darwinist At Heart T-Shirts

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Evolution

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

'I know it's been millions of years of evolution,but I still feel like a fish out of water!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

How evolution works.

Mankind

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Evolution Walk Sign

The natural selection process in golf.

How Lawyers Evolved.