Darwinian Thinker Gifts

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

been there done that

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

survival of the fittest

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Evolution

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Mankind

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

Evolution

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

"Just you wait!"

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

Historic Moments in Human Evolution

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

"It's an enduring mystery. How did this extinct species combine such huge brains with such jaw dropping stupidity?"