Darwinian Theorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a Darwinian theorist? Our collection celebrates the fascinating principles of evolution with clever, creative products that can spark conversations and inspire curiosity about natural selection and adaptation. Ideal for science lovers and those intrigued by the origins of life, these items blend humor and intellect in every design.

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'For us Son, it's not 'Survival of the Fittest', but 'Survival of the Cleverest'...'

'For us Son, it's not 'Survival of the Fittest', but 'Survival of the Cleverest'...' mockup

'For us Son, it's not 'Survival of the Fittest', but 'Survival of the Cleverest'...'

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"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks." mockup

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye." mockup

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

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"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!" mockup

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

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survival of the fittest

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'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.' mockup

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

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21st century fish, evolving or mutant? mockup

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

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'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.' mockup

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

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'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

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'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....' mockup

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

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"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection." mockup

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

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'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.' mockup

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

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Evolution

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Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest. mockup

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

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'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?' mockup

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

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"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away." mockup

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

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Mankind

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Evolution

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'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.' mockup

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

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"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

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'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.' mockup

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

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"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!" mockup

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

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The Evolutionary Biology Society. mockup

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

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'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.' mockup

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

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One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...' mockup

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

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"It's an enduring mystery. How did this extinct species combine such huge brains with such jaw dropping stupidity?"

"It's an enduring mystery. How did this extinct species combine such huge brains with such jaw dropping stupidity?" mockup

"It's an enduring mystery. How did this extinct species combine such huge brains with such jaw dropping stupidity?"

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"After millions of years won't it be great to finally live in a flat that isn't wet and doesn't smell of fish?"

"After millions of years won't it be great to finally live in a flat that isn't wet and doesn't smell of fish?" mockup

"After millions of years won't it be great to finally live in a flat that isn't wet and doesn't smell of fish?"

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'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat' mockup

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

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Soldier shooting evolutionary animals. mockup

Soldier shooting evolutionary animals.

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'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!' mockup

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

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'Darwin said it was survival of the fittest.'

'Darwin said it was survival of the fittest.' mockup

'Darwin said it was survival of the fittest.'

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Evolution Selfie

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Darwinian Theorist Gifts Collection

Darwinian Theorist Mugs

Discover our range of mugs featuring Darwinian themes—perfect for science buffs who love a good evolutionary pun or a stylish expression of natural selection.

Darwinian Theorist Pillows

Check out our Darwinian-inspired pillows to add a playful yet thoughtful touch of science into your home décor.

Darwinian Theorist Prints

Browse our collection of prints inspired by Darwinian theory—ideal for sparking curiosity and adding a scientific touch to your living or workspace.

Darwinian Theorist T-Shirts

Explore our Darwinian-themed t-shirts—perfect for wearing your interest in evolution and natural selection with wit and style.