Darwinian Theorist Gifts

'For us Son, it's not 'Survival of the Fittest', but 'Survival of the Cleverest'...'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Evolution

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Mankind

Evolution

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

"It's an enduring mystery. How did this extinct species combine such huge brains with such jaw dropping stupidity?"

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

Soldier shooting evolutionary animals.

"After millions of years won't it be great to finally live in a flat that isn't wet and doesn't smell of fish?"

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'Darwin said it was survival of the fittest.'