Darwinian Critic Gifts

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Evolution

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

Mankind

Evolved to Ski.

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Evolution

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

"Natural selection in action."

"I'm Perfect Already."

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

Ascent of Digital Man

"It's an enduring mystery. How did this extinct species combine such huge brains with such jaw dropping stupidity?"

'Darwin said it was survival of the fittest.'

Soldier shooting evolutionary animals.

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'