Darwinian Humorist Gifts

Searching for a gift for a Darwinian humorist with a sharp wit and a love of evolution? Our collection of creatively funny items celebrates the beauty of natural selection and scientific curiosity with humor and style. Perfect for those who appreciate clever ideas and scientific humor, these products feature playful designs inspired by evolutionary themes on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and wall prints.

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Evolution

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Soldier shooting evolutionary animals. mockup

Soldier shooting evolutionary animals.

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!' mockup

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

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'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?' mockup

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago." mockup

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

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"Wow, these slippers are really warm!" mockup

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

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'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!' mockup

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

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"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats." mockup

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

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"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin." mockup

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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"The Eggsorcist"

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'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon' mockup

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

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'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.' mockup

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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'Jurassic Pork.'

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Hats and Food

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?' mockup

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

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"Scuba cow"

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"Yes, one is a dog."

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!" mockup

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

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"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm." mockup

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?' mockup

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

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"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

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'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

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"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it." mockup

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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Darwinian Humorist Gifts Collection

Darwinian Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of Darwinian humorist mugs—perfect for scientists and evolution fans who enjoy a witty drinkware choice.

Darwinian Humorist Pillows

Bring home some evolution-inspired humor with our pillows, designed for fans of Darwinian wit and clever home accents.

Darwinian Humorist Prints

Browse our prints featuring Darwinian humor—ideal for decorating your space with scientifically witty artwork.

Darwinian Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our Darwinian humorist t-shirts—fun, clever designs that showcase love for evolution and science with a humorous twist.