Brit Humorist Gifts

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

John Cleese.

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Who's the daddy?"

Dawn French.

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Looks like beach weather."

Kenneth Williams

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Rowan Atkinson,

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.