British Humor Buff Gifts

Yeastenders.

Evelyn Waugh.

Kenneth Williams

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"

Get Exit Done

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

A virtue of vicars

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

William Hague as a punk.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Who's the daddy?"

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

Dawn French.

"Looks like beach weather."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Drought in Sixth Week

'If you think that's silly, wait till you hear how they pick the Secretary of Defense.'