British Humor Buffs Gifts

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Peter Cook

Silicon Vale

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A virtue of vicars

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

William Hague as a punk.

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Rowan Atkinson,

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Looks like beach weather."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson

Kenneth Williams

Dawn French.

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Drought in Sixth Week

Martin Clunes

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Ricky Gervais.