British Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Reserved For The Tory Party

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Peter Cook

Silicon Vale

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A virtue of vicars

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

William Hague as a punk.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Dawn French.

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

Kenneth Williams

"Looks like beach weather."

Rowan Atkinson

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson,

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

Martin Clunes

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Ricky Gervais.