British Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

Reserved For The Tory Party

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

A virtue of vicars

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Kenneth Williams

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Looks like beach weather."

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson,

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Drought in Sixth Week