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Norman Wisdom 1066

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Peter Cook

Silicon Vale

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

A virtue of vicars

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Kenneth Williams

Rowan Atkinson,

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Dawn French.

"Looks like beach weather."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Drought in Sixth Week