British Humor Enjoyer Pillows

Boris - the Ashes

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Peter Cook

John Cleese.

Silicon Vale

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A virtue of vicars

William Hague as a punk.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Rowan Atkinson

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson,

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"Who's the daddy?"

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Rowan Atkinson.

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Dawn French.

"Looks like beach weather."

Kenneth Williams

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.