British Humor Lover Pillows

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs.'

It's our latest sat-nav, we modelled it on a london cabbie.

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Boris Gump

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Who's the daddy?"

William Hague as a punk.

"I'm sorry but after 'Henman Hill' and 'Murray Mound' we're really only interested in supporting players whose names rhyme with the local topography."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"They're for darts except for that one, that's for 10 years in Wormwood Scrubs for GBH."

'Come on, you awful, bloody lot! I need one volunteer for the Charles interview.'

Severe weather warning - 'It'll be shitting down'.

Silicon Vale

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

A virtue of vicars

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Looks like beach weather."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Kenneth Williams

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson,

Sid James

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."