Lover Of British Humour Pillows

"Another bloody cold caller asking if I want to lead the labour party!"

"They're almost there; they're unelectable, their policies are ridiculous - but where's their sense of humour?!"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

William Hague as a punk.

A virtue of vicars

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Who's the daddy?"

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Looks like beach weather."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Kenneth Williams

Dawn French.

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Drought in Sixth Week

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

Ricky Gervais.