British Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Well, it's either this or Strictly Come Morris Dancing."

Al Murray

This Camilla Parker Bowles mug. This is Worzel Gummidge with his name crossed out!

Ricky Gervais.

John Cleese.

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

'Now Henman's out I've nothing to look forward to being disappointed about.'

Drought in Sixth Week

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

Peter Cook

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A virtue of vicars

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson,

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Rowan Atkinson

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Dawn French.

Kenneth Williams

Rowan Atkinson.

"Looks like beach weather."