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"Well, it's either this or Strictly Come Morris Dancing."

This Camilla Parker Bowles mug. This is Worzel Gummidge with his name crossed out!

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

'Now Henman's out I've nothing to look forward to being disappointed about.'

Drought in Sixth Week

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

William Hague as a punk.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

A virtue of vicars

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Kenneth Williams

"Who's the daddy?"

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Rowan Atkinson,

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Looks like beach weather."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"