British Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

The Hospital Patient

Bernie Winters

Baywatch (British style)

"I nearly drowned and my tory leadership promotional video flashed before my eyes."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Mustn't Grumble!'

Just in case its sunny.

Rowan Atkinson.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

William Hague as a punk.

A virtue of vicars

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Who's the daddy?"

Kenneth Williams

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Looks like beach weather."

Rowan Atkinson,

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

Drought in Sixth Week