British Humor Fan Pillows

'He says we have to change our name to the Kilo Shop.'

"Do your plumb lines meet the British standard?" "The Damsons or the Victoria?"

Sisyphus and Laurel and Hardy

Tony Blair.

"I'll have the full English brexit, please."

Yorkshire Lass

'It will be the population season again before we know it.'

Lucia & Georgie.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Scraping the barrel.

Tony Blair.

Unreal Estate.

Conservative Government Cabinet Reshuffle: Warning! May Contain Nuts!

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

William Hague as a punk.

A virtue of vicars

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Who's the daddy?"

"Looks like beach weather."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Kenneth Williams

Rowan Atkinson.

Rowan Atkinson,

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."