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Norman Wisdom 1066

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A virtue of vicars

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson,

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Kenneth Williams

"Looks like beach weather."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Drought in Sixth Week