British Humor Buffs Pillows

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

A virtue of vicars

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Rowan Atkinson.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Looks like beach weather."

Kenneth Williams

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson,

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Drought in Sixth Week

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs.'