British Comedy Buffs Pillows

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

William Hague as a punk.

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Who's the daddy?"

Kenneth Williams

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Looks like beach weather."

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Rowan Atkinson,

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Sid James

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Drought in Sixth Week

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"