Fans Of British Comedy Pillows

"I don't think 'Allo 'Allo what's goin' on 'ere then' will achieve much Constable Brown."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Peter Cook

John Cleese.

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

A virtue of vicars

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

Dawn French.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Looks like beach weather."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Rowan Atkinson,

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Martin Clunes

Drought in Sixth Week