Fans Of British Comedy Pillows

"I don't think 'Allo 'Allo what's goin' on 'ere then' will achieve much Constable Brown."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

William Hague as a punk.

A virtue of vicars

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Who's the daddy?"

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Looks like beach weather."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Rowan Atkinson,

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.