British Comedy Enthusiasts Pillows

'Mum...Dad, I have something important to tell you. I'm the only gay that doesn't like Little Britain.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The First Fire Stick

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Divine Desk Bins

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'It's a chicken.'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Billy strip: help with homework.

"You might want to save that for your blog."

Silicon Vale