British Comedy Enthusiasts Prints

'Mum...Dad, I have something important to tell you. I'm the only gay that doesn't like Little Britain.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

The First Fire Stick

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Divine Desk Bins

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Clown Delivering Babies.

'It's a chicken.'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Silicon Vale

"You might want to save that for your blog."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

John Cleese.

"So, how's your scary movie?"